17/7/2009, Friday...
Today, i went to the barber's shop for the usual business. When the barber was busy shaving the one month old beard that i had grown, (although i didn't do a thing in growing it, it itself kept growing..!) a boy of approximately the same age as mine, presumptuously entered the shop, with a cell-phone in his hand, which was being used as a transistor at that time.
He went on to sit on an available vacant chair and a barber who was sitting idle went to him to inquire what was he there for ? A shave ? A haircut ? or may be both ? But he was there to become someone who he wasn't.
He told the barber that he wanted a M.S Dhoni to be carved out of him and even before the barber could comment, the M.S Dhoni changed into an Akshay Kumar. As it was incumbent on the barber to say something, the barber expressed his views on the 'serious' matter. At that time i was pondering over the thought to tell the barber to throw this scamp out, but he himself decided to walk out and return in a while after consulting a Spin-Doctor.
The boy returned, proselytized in 10 minutes, and this time he wanted a concoction of Dhoni, Akshay Kumar and something he termed as "Spicy". I didn't knew what in the world was that.
I wonder from where on earth did he have the time to think about such a petty thing (do forgive me if you think it wasn't petty..). And a bigger rascal was the one who discussed this topic with him(the one who proselytized him).
If you cannot decide on what and how the crop on your head should be, then you really are in need of some horse-sense enhancing asinine fertilizer...
I don't know what 've i written and why 've i done that. I don't know if anyone can ever interconnect my sporadic thoughts.I don't know if someone will ever try to. But do i care ?? ... i never did... and i still don't...
:)
4 comments:
when ever i read your blog, i know these lines are always always ending your post 'I don't know what 've i written and why 've i done that.....
:)'.............And yea, i kind off got reminded of myself when i wanted to get a haircut before this big event coming up in my family...... Its stupid i know but funny down the line
hey.. good to know that u always know something about it..!! hehe...
:)
ya it was funny but was more on the stupid side...
good read.
Everytime I used to get angry earlier, I used to use you "usual tag line".. - i DON'T KNOW WHAT i SAID AND WHY i SAID IT.
Its a great line. people always buy it,even in those cases when I din't really mean it. But yet, somewhere down the lane,i lost the line & no more use it.
:)
Keep blogging!
hey.. thanx for reading...
:)
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